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sara-cunningham:

Eh it’s Charlie, you get use to him. It helps that he’s not all bad all the time. Just a real pain in the ass. By the way the next time the strippers steal his wallet and his car keys you get to pick him up.

……He got jumped by strippers?

(Source: noah-theroux)

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sara-cunningham:

I had to share a bathroom with him until he left for college and I still really have no idea. I think he just likes to stare at himself naked. He’s all sorts of fucked up like that.

….Or something…. It really wouldn’t surprise me. 

(Source: noah-theroux)

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charliecunningham:

Or maybe I should be allowed to have my own bathroom, so I can do what ever I like.

Then you’d be abusing your presidential privileges and I’d have to overthrow you.

(Source: noah-theroux)

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charliecunningham:

I do not.

Hair gel can only get you so far broski, it’s time you learned that.

(Source: noah-theroux)

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sara-cunningham:

Welcome to the last 15 years of my life.

I’d weep for you if it was that serious. 

But jesus christ Sara…. what does he do that soooo important!?

(Source: noah-theroux)

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aprilcoulthard:

Sounds like a personal problem to me.

Do you think this hair looks as magical as it does usually unless it gets it’s proper attention and care? NO. 

But I can’t do that if Charlie is in the bathroom for like five hours.

(Source: noah-theroux)

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Charlie is a bathroom hog

….

that is all.

Braxton @ Everyone

Braxton: rude...
Noah: You really wanna see this fine piece of ass naked?

Why are there so many scary people walking around?

belle-roberts:

Sure it’s almost Halloween, but they are showing up in the middle of class and it’s just disturbing. 

That was just our professor Bells.